I was tickled by the news that Amy Winehouse has moved in with Pete Doherty in Marlborough.

It puts me in mind of Stella Street, that old sitcom with John Sessions and Phil Cornwell.

In that an ordinary suburban street was home to Mick Jagger, Keith Richard, Michael Caine, Jimmy Hill and all the other impressions Cornwell and Sessions could manage.

Can you imagine the domestic wasteland Pete and Amy must have created? I doubt if either of them would recognise a Dyson if you struck them over the head with it and if you gave Pete a bottle of Cillit Bang he'd probably mix it with tonic and down it in one.

I wouldn't be surprised if the street they live in doesn't get its own bottle bank to cope with all the empties. If they put their minds to it they could ensure Kennet meets its 2010 recycling target by Christmas.

I'd love to see the two of them tottering around Waitrose squabbling over which breakfast cereal to buy but I imagine they have someone to take care of all of that.

What the neighbours must be wondering now is which other "problem" celebrity will be moving in with them next? Boy George? Michael Barrymore? Kerry Catona?

You won't be able to move down Marlborough High Street for the paparazzi..