WHATEVER you do, don't eat before seeing this. The big screen version of the MTV show, in which four Welshmen try to outdo each other in a series of sick practical jokes and unpalatable dares, is full of scenes guranteed to make you ill.

I can't think of a single reason to watch it.

Dirty Sanchez: The Movie (18): Comedy, directed by Jim Hickey. Running time: 100 minutes.

Gazette rating: **