Ref. 71809-21Ramona Derbyshire, Age: 25 and three quarters. Employer: Thring Townsend

SO WHAT DO YOU ACTUALLY DO?:

That's what my boss keeps asking me.

"Commercial litigation and dispute resolution"

WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST ABOUT YOUR JOB AND WHY?:

I actually enjoy my job!

Sad but true.

DO YOU THINK YOUR COLLEAGUES LIKE YOU?:

I did until I asked them this question

WHAT'S THE BEST BIT OF ADVICE YOU HAVE EVER BEEN GIVEN?:

Jonny Wilkinson has a girlfriend, he is not going to marry you, give it up.

Oh, and when you have finished varnishing your nails, dip them in cold water to make them dry quickly.

l WHAT'S THE BEST BIT OF GOSSIP YOU HAVE EVER HEARD ABOUT YOURSELF?:

Now that would be telling

WHAT JOB DID YOU WANT TO DO WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG AND WHY?:

I wanted to be in the Minipops, then a spy, and if I had any free time at the weekend, an Olympic ice skater

IF YOU COULD HAVE A DREAM JOB, WHAT WOULD IT BE?:

England rugby team chief physio/massage/ person running onto the pitch when Jonny needs me.......oops dreaming again!

HOBBIES:

When I can drag myself away from the desk I like to play badminton and tennis and attempt to create culinary delights. Weekends are generally spent doing up our house.

IN JOB TERMS, WHO OR WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR GREATEST INFLUENCE AND WHY?:

Ally McBeal court battles, short skirts, unisex toilets, bar downstairs. Seemed to be a good way to earn a living.