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Posted on 9:55am Wednesday 15th April 2009
So, three people took the time and trouble to whinge to the ASA about a humorous advert. "Ooo, I'm right upset and offended, me" they must have twittered. FFS, have they nothing better to do with their time. Pathetic twerps. This irritating story is on the right. And then the lily-livered, mealy-mouth, Guardianistas at the ASA upheld their complaint. Why didn't they just say "sod off and stop wasting our time you moron"? Pah! It makes your blood boil. And if this offends anyone who's blood occasionally gets above 98.4 degrees then ... aaaarrggh!
Posted on 12:05pm Wednesday 1st April 2009
Let's think. There's the US Marines on Iwo Jima. Then there's Hilary and Tensing on Everest. Ooh ... let's not forget Armstrong and Aldrin on the moon (or in area 51 for the conspiracy theorists) But now there's a new one to add to the list when a "new Wiltshire Council flag will be raised at County Hall in Trowbridge to mark the occasion."
Posted on 12:59pm Sunday 29th March 2009
I was selling raffle tickets atthe Lions Club 'Spring Serenade' last night. Normally, there is a fair bit of 'selling' involved. But not this time. They flew out of the books as we raised £272 to continue supporting (mainly local) deserving causes. Thnnks to all of those who contributed so generously.
Posted on 1:44pm Wednesday 25th March 2009
Then you've come to the right place. The G&H and Fish4jobs are giving you the opportunity to become a manger. See link on the right
Posted on 10:54am Friday 6th March 2009
Should I have put my broad beans in last week? The packet said they could go in the ground in February but now we've hada couple of bleedin' frosts! And what about beetrot? It say stick the seeds straight in the ground but would I be better off starting them in pots in the plastic-covered thingy that I got from Argos?
Posted on 6:09pm Thursday 19th February 2009
I haven't felt like writing this for a while now. Just after I finished my last entry, I got a call from my dad to say that my mum had died suddenly that morning. As I'm sure you can appreciate, that really pissed on my chips.
Posted on 2:15pm Friday 23rd January 2009
You know, the one where they get all the benefits of Devizes whilst paying less than most. But where some residents say "boo hoo it's not fair I live in Devizes apart from when it comes to paying my fair share so I should have an allotment paid for by the people of Devizes and don't ask me to pay any more because I don't want to I just want the advantages."
Posted on 11:49am Saturday 10th January 2009
I've just received one of those scam emails - one where your help is solicited to get some money moved in exchange for 10% of the transaction. The one I've just got claims to be from UNICEF. Am I being unreasonable in hoping that the filthy bastards who are using this organisation as a cover die slow and painful deaths and then rot in the bowels of hell?
Posted on 1:38pm Monday 29th December 2008
I'm listening to the Jeremy Vine programme on the wireless as I type. There's a story about some bloke who had a psycho hamster that was biting eveyone, so he let it go into the local park. As he's a journalist, he wrote about it. The RSPCA then contacted him, threatening prosecution.
Posted on 1:49pm Tuesday 23rd December 2008
The link to the story is on the right. It's good to see a Christian leader making a stand like this on moral issues. That's how he interprets the Christian standpoint so fair play to him. And who's to say he's wrong?
Posted on 3:44pm Thursday 4th December 2008
The way that this word is often used has been winding me up for a long time. It's when someone wants to moan about a group of people whose views differ from their own and appends the term to a description of them. How many more times do we have to read about the "PC brigade" or the "animal rights brigade" or the whichever 'brigade' has stirred the writer from their Daily Mail? Is there a lazier and more stupid cliché? The only one that comes close, in my opinion, is to refer to someone or something as 'so-called' as in 'so-called traffic expert' or 'so-called road improvements'.
Posted on 4:00pm Monday 1st December 2008
So said some bloke as he breezed down the aisle of the 99p shop in Swindon this afternoon. I think I advised that he should go forth and multiply, but I had to admire his nerve. If not his life expectancy.
Posted on 12:19pm Wednesday 19th November 2008
I hadn't realised the BNP had become proscribed, that it was illegal to be a member. Most of us are not fans of the party but the fact remains that they are a legitimate political party in this country. It's easy to take the line that "they're all Nazis so they deserve what they get" but you've got to ask what makes people join. Sure, many are rabid racists with an agenda of hate. But many others are just people who feel cut off from mainstream politics. They see a Conservative Party that could never represent them. They're unlikely to consider the LDs. And they see a Labour Party that seems to want to do absolutely anything for Scotland at the expense of England.
Posted on 9:48am Tuesday 11th November 2008
But was anyone reading them? Links make no sense any more as they're bunged over to the right, and all old links have disappeared. I'm not as miffed as I might sound, just curious. Most of the time I wasn't that worried if no-one did read them - although I was pleased when people did - writing can be very cathartic. Especially when it's an "and another bloody thing" style rant.
Posted on 4:17pm Friday 31st October 2008
Good responses by the residents there. Hats off to them.
Posted on 2:23pm Wednesday 29th October 2008
That's what I'd like to hang from the lamp-posts along Rotherstone and Avon Terrace. And in each one, place the body of a driver who races down there whilst chatting on their mobile. That's after I, a few other concerned residents and a length of 2 by 4 have pointed out the error of their ways.
Posted on 8:31am Thursday 23rd October 2008
I cut myself whilst opening a tin of corned beef yesterday morning. Old fashioned one - with a key. Could I have had a more retro-wound without snagging myself on a Ronco Buttoneer? Thinking about it, I can't remember the last time that I heard of anyone 'getting caught' in a ip. Does it happen any more?
Posted on 9:40am Wednesday 22nd October 2008
But my reactions let me down. I was driving past the cemetery just before 20:00 yesterday when one of our charming street-drinking druggy pals cam cycling towards me. He (I prefer the term 'it' but I've been advised that these people are human too) had no lights on. He was wearing a camouflage jacket.
Posted on 1:30am Friday 17th October 2008
That doesn't always include the good people at Stagecoach busses.
Posted on 9:25am Wednesday 1st October 2008
I have a look at the G&H site and it's all changed. Do they let us know beforehand? Do they bunnies! I'm not expecting special treatment as a regular (and unpaid) contributor, but a note wrapped around a bottle of Bruichladdich or 1989 St Emilion would have been nice.
Posted on 12:18pm Wednesday 24th September 2008
... you open your bag on the bus to put your book away and a girl sitting behind goes "Blimey! What's that smell?"
Posted on 2:39pm Monday 22nd September 2008
As many predicted, entries were down for this year's Pewsey Carnival. On the face of it, that's a bad thing. But is it really? I know quite a few spectators and who don't go any more because they feel that the event has been spoilt by the drunks. There are potential entrants who won't take part for the same reason - a bandsman told me that he was fed up with having coins thrown at or into his expensive instrument.
Posted on 11:53am Saturday 20th September 2008
It’s an unarguable, incontrovertible and positive truth that a 'Continental Breakfast' is an abomination; a crime against the laws of God and man. How the croissant is allowed to exist in a world that contains eggs, bacon and sausages is beyond me.
Posted on 1:47am Wednesday 10th September 2008
If you want to take part in a fun and accessible FF game, where you have a decent chance of winning a prize, look no further. Well, a bit further as you'll have to go into the BL to get an entry form. And do it by the end of the week.
Posted on 12:44pm Tuesday 9th September 2008
One of the age-old fears of parenthood is of a child choking. Lego is a great toy but the pieces have, on occasion, proven rather tempting to babies and toddlers. To be fair to our Danish friends, they've always warned people about the risks.
Posted on 11:24am Thursday 4th September 2008
... they could do a lot worse than copying this race.