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It seems that the Donner Kebab is not the cornerstone of a nutritional diet (see the absurdly placed 'related links' section). Who'd have thought it, eh?
Lucky I moved over to shish or, if in London, the shawarma a long time ago. Wonder what the BBC will bring us next? Banging your head against a brick wall could cause pain? Washing your dirty laundry in public will cause hurt to all concerned and make the protagonists look a bit shabby?
Sorry, the latter story is just as likely to appear on this site as on the BBC.