... you open your bag on the bus to put your book away and a girl sitting behind goes "Blimey! What's that smell?"

"Garlic sausage and Patak's lime & chilli pickle, miss", I should have said. A modern classic. In fact, it's up there with corned beef with Branston and Encona Hot Pepper sauce and even egg with Patak's garlic pickle.

We've moved on a lot since the days when the choice was cheese, ham or egg. More proof that change is good.